Robot Bar Fight (Lyrics) Yourfavoritemartian and RayWilliamJohnson. Disclaimer: I do not own this song! So don't Bitch about it! Disclaimer#2: This song can be downloaded on iTunes. Click the Link Below! _______________________________________________________________ ~LYRICS~ I remember i used to serve drinks to this local joint 'cause i was broke, but my focal point was, this wasn't no regular bar. It was a spot where Robots were ready to Spar. And one night, Megatron rolled in. He ordered Pennzoil. Drank it straight from a can. His plan was to go and get wasted again. Standing next to Megaman, with a drink in his hand. ~Chorus~ Robot Bar Fight (X4) Oh Snap! It's a Robot Bar Fight! (X4) Now Megatron was rambunctious, hoping to lay that lady from the Jetsons, Rosie the Maid. He said, "Hello, Baby! Can I Lube your parts? We can put our Metal together to Produce a Spark!" Now, she was praying for a man to Defend her, from the Offender, her friend, Bender. He walked in and Walked, Clocked, and Socked him in the jaw. Then he saw Doctor Robotnik. And Robotnik was about to attack. Terminator grabbed a bottle sayin' "I'll Be Back!" 'Cause he knew Megatron for a couple of years. Hit Bender with a bottle, and Busted his Gears. ~Chorus~ Robot Bar Fight (X4) Oh Snap! It's a Robot Bar Fight! (X4) Now Marvin the Paranoid Android was startled, right. And he screamed, "It's a Robot Bar Fight!" And Robocop Busted in to stop 'em. Started Shootin' at Robotnik, Blaka, Blaka! Bullet hit Robotnik in the Esophagus. One grazed the shoulder of Maria from Metropolis. Before Robocop could say he was sorry, in jumped her Boyfriend, Wall-E. Wall-E rolled up, pretty upset. Took Robocop's gun, pistol-whipped him in the neck. And everybody ran. He was fixin' to shoot, at R2 and C3PO Kissin' in a Booth. ~Chorus~ Robot Bar Fight (X8) Oh, Snap! It's a Robot Bar (X8) Once Wall-E got the Gat, he went crazy and snapped. He had everybody trapped, and he started to cap every single Robot left in the place, even that Goofy Bastard from Lost In Space. Wall-E paused for a moment for a Re-Up, so i fled out the back with Maria. She wasn't hurt except a scratch on her shoulder, so i took here back to my home, and i boned her. Ha, Ha, Ha! Or, mabey i just made all that up! ________________________________________________________ ~CREDITS~ Video Done By: Me Editing Done By: Me Basically Everything Else Done By: Me Please Subscribe! _______________________________________________________ ~MORE CREDITS~ Vocals Done By: RayWilliamJohnson and McSwagger Music Done By: McSwagger Lyrics By: RayWilliamJohnson _______________________________________________________ ~LINKS~ To see the Music Video: http://www.youtube.com/watchRobotBarFight To see RayWilliamJohnson's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/RayWilliamJohnson Download This Song On iTunes: http://itunes.apple.RobotBarFight To see McSwagger's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOfficialMcSwagger To See Yourfavoritemartian's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Yourfavoritemartian __________________________________________________________ More Videos to come! GeneralP3do TM. All Rights Reserved.