Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, I'm lookin' for signs of Anemia, or chronic blood loss I'm here to diagnose oh, 'cause you so sick They call me PA-S, 'cause I stay so smart you got hematochezia bright red bloody shart Patient denies a bloody nose, but got a heavy flow Her feet are messed up with koilonychia toes She's sick, I know, palpate, lymph nodes, it's the rectal time But Dr. Jaffey Taffy knows Her bowels loose, stool's occult Don't miss the stick, when you go I know you cravin Ice, and you iron's really low You need to be worked up, worked up, your Ferritin is low Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, Doctor Jaffey's happy, All of my bowls smell so fowl and I'm sorry And when I look down they black they look tarry I don't really know what this means the concern is I go to the PA not the doc or internist What does it mean if I don't have a fever yet when I wake up I wake up with a headache admitted to me the first time she came in But she was so sick that I never waited To ordered he labs, so that she'd know what's up Before they came back she started Complainin' I get really winded when doing my push-ups I do one or two, and then I get faded And that's when I pictured the words of the greatest Professor I know so it think the debate is Whether or not I should treat her with iron Or feed her red meat if it isn't so dire She asked What if the iron makes me nauseous? I said take it when you eat your meals and take it with some caution I've learned early iron deficiency is usually normocytic But the further on it goes girl its gets more microcytic