♫ iTunes http://bit.ly/asdf9song ♫ Bandcamp http://bit.ly/asdf9bc asdfmovie songs playlist! http://bit.ly/asdfsongsyt Music by Todd "LilDeuceDeuce" Bryanton Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/lildeucedeuce Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/lildeucedeucemusic Google+: WHY BOTHER Website: http://www.lildeucedeuce.com T-shirts: http://lildeucedeuce.spreadshirt.com/ The asdfmovie series is created by Tom "TomSka" Ridgewell: http://youtube.com/tomska This video contains animation by Ben "Wonchop" Smallman (asdfmovie 4, 6, 7, 8, 9) http://youtube.com/wonchopanimation James "GlassCake" Cunningham (asdfmovie 1) http://youtube.com/eppikufeiru Edd Gould (asdfmovie 2) http://youtube.com/eddsworld Jamie "RageNineteen" Spicer-Lewis (asdfmovie 3, 5) http://youtube.com/ragenineteen Voices by TomSka Chloe Dungate (http://youtube.com/scarfdemon) Mark Fischbach (http://youtube.com/markiplier) Dean Dobbs & Jack Howard (http://youtube.com/jackanddean Eddie Bowley http://youtube.com/eddache Duke http://youtube.com/dukelovesyou Jason Steele http://youtube.com/filmcow Dan Howell http://youtube.com/danisnotonfire "Lyrics" Do you wanna go skateboards? Yes, I am real man! Do you wanna go skatebaords? I’m going to punch you in the face! But it’s opposite day OH NOOOOOOOOO When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon! Why wait? AAAAAAAAAAAH! Knock knock! Knock knock! Who’s there? Who’s there? Desmond, the Moon Bear! I’m going to punch your face In the face Noooooooo! Hello, hello, hello… Hello! Oh no! Do you wanna go skateboards? Do you wanna go skateboards? Honey, why is the baby on fire? (baby coos) Buy me more jewelry! You’re gonna die! We’re all gonna die (gunshot) Bye Brian! Kitten fight! Banana fight! Hey, you wanna play catch the knife? NOOOOooooo! Rainbows! Die, potato! Nooooo! (smunch) Throw the cheeeeeese! Do you wanna go skateboards? Do you wanna go skateboards? There’s something on your face! Well, I stole your face! It was pain! Welcome to standing up school (flop) And, you fail! Hey man Hey man Hey man Hey! I’ve met a real man Aaauuuuuugh! I’ve baked you a pie! Oh boy, what flavour? PIE FLAVOUR (guitar squeal) Do you wanna go skateboards? Do you wanna go skateboards? Do you wanna go skateboards?