A full parody version of the tune for your #SocialDistancing enjoyment and sharing! All lyrics written and performed by Stub. [Intro] COVID-19 COVID-19 [Verse 1] Poor Old Alex A Went to China just two weeks ago Got back and thought he had the mono His mother criedWatched the news, who’d blame her You’re frail (You’re frail now) So frail (So frail now) A diagnosis you’d thought you’d get never Flu, not flu, not flu, not flu, rye-ayyyy Short breath, a cough, and fever [Chorus] COVID-19 Diagnose (this disease) At this moment You’re in quarantine You can’t get dressed Because (You’re a mess) Hands were dirty Oh, COVID-19 COVID-19 [Verse 2] These people round here Were on a cruise but now have masked-up face Have no idea what their fate is But not us (no not us) No not us (no not us) Washing our hands now more than ever Wash our hands with soap and water, too Sing the Birthday Song forever [Chorus] COVID-19 Diagnose (this disease) Ah, come on let’s Call the CDC That nice, pretty nurse COVID (It’s the worst) She’s a bit terse Ahh, COVID-19 That nice, pretty nurse COVID (It’s the worst) She’s a bit terse Ahh, COVID-19 [Bridge] COVID-19, it’s not the flu COVID-19, it’s not the flu Now you’re full-blown COVID-19 Say COVID-19 These symptoms are real and I know How you feel Now I must say more than ever You be in bed for weeks COVID’s not the flu It’s it’s not the flu [Chorus] COVID-19 Now it’s at (level three) At this moment Upsets everything South by Southwest Was cancelled (the mess) In a hurry Oh, COVID-19 [Chorus] COVID-19 Has shut down (industry) At this moment You can’t cruise the seas So book a flight west Because (Airfare is less) Pop for first-class Oh, COVID-19 [Chorus] COVID-19 Diagnose (this disease) At this moment You’re in quarantine