Here's a recording of one of the hours of an edition of the cable morning news show. I will explain, in a subsequent upload, why I only am uploading that hour in full even though I technically recorded two. Contents: (items marked by * are not closed-captioned) Teaser ---FIRST SEGMENT--- Story 1: Flight 370 updates Story 2: Bob Van Dillen on the impact of weather in the search for flight 370 Story 3: Crews still look in Northern zone Story 4: Russia annexes Crimea, resulting in a proposal of sanctions from U.S. Story 5: Base in Crimea stormed by bulldozer Story 6: Billion dollar dreams go bust at March Madness Story 7: Birth control case expected to be heard in Supreme Court Story 8: News Briefs (beer run app, ex-Scouts plead guilty to charge of knocking over prehistoric rocks, Rep. John Lewis is "Happy" in viral video) ---END OF FIRST SEGMENT--- Adverts: a. TUMS b. Dodge Dart* c. Lysol Power & Free d. Chips Ahoy! Ice Cream Creations e. Chex HLN Promo: Nancy Grace* Closed-Captioning Plug: InventHelp* Advert: InventHelp* ---SECOND SEGMENT--- Story 1: Flight 370 pilot may have made a call before flight Story 2: Salute to Troops: Army SPC LaToya Giles Story 3: Bob Van Dillen checks weather on the East Coast and Midwest and provides a travelers' forecast ---END OF SECOND SEGMENT--- Adverts: a. Progresso Light b. Dodge Ram 1500 c. Land O' Lakes Saute Express HLN Promo: JANE VELEZ MITCHELL/NANCY GRACE/DR. DREW* Locally-Inserted Adverts: a. Infiniti of Tucson* b. Starz Free Preview* HLN Promo: Nancy Grace* (incomplete) ---THIRD SEGMENT--- Story 1: Business news with Alison Kosik (a phone scam involving the IRS, IKEA recalls baby bed canopies because the fabric may entangle infants) Story 2: Rush Limbaugh receives nomination for Children's Book Author of the Year ---END OF THIRD SEGMENT--- Adverts: a. Multi-Grain Cheerios b. Cadillac CTS Sedan c. Celebrex ---FOURTH SEGMENT--- Story 1: What makes you happy today? Animal pictures, that's what! Story 2: Harvard braniacs keep dancing as they upset Crimson in NCAA March Madness Story 3: Lil' Martelli gives remarkable in-game interview Story 4: New photographic evidence of Kurt Cobain's suicide arrives ---END OF FOURTH SEGMENT--- Adverts: a. Woolite b. ancestry.com* c. Neutrogena Rapid Wrinkle Repair d. Lexus Command Performance Sales Event* e. Lifestyle Lift* ---FIFTH SEGMENT--- Story 1: Georgia bill legalizing medical marijuana fails Story 2: News briefs (debris not found on Malaysia Airlines flight 370, Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps dead at 84, Obama pushes for equal pay) Story 3: Officials believe objects on Flight 370 may have been containers Story 4: Oscar Pistorius' house up for sale Story 5: TB cases in U.S. hit record low Story 6: Venezuelans march to protest government Story 7: Popeye's in Kenner, Louisiana has a vocalist in the drive-thru who does renditions of . . . the menu! Story 8: Bob Van Dillen checks weather nationally and in the Midwest ---END OF FIFTH SEGMENT--- Adverts: a. Chantix b. Nature Valley HLN Promo: NANCY GRACE* Locally-inserted adverts: a. Arizona Citizens' Clean Election Commission* b. iLawsuit 24/7 Legal Hotline* HLN Promo: JANE VELEZ MITCHELL/NANCY GRACE/DR. DREW* (incomplete) ---SIXTH SEGMENT--- Story 1: Teen makes it past a security guard and climbs World Trade Center Story 2: Puddles the Clown to perform on Weekend Express over the weekend [actually, more of a promo than a news story.—Ed.] Story 3: Debris not found on missing planes ---END OF SIXTH SEGMENT--- Adverts: a. TUMS b. Zyrtec c. Buick Open House* d. Toaster Strudel e. Green Giant Steamers f. USAA g. Petco* Closed-Captioning Plug: InventHelp* Advert: InventHelp* ---SEVENTH SEGMENT--- Story 1: NCAA enters bragging rights for President Obama Story 2: Why the Health Not? (could twerking be the same as toning?) ---END OF SEVENTH SEGMENT--- Segment Sponsor Plug: WHY THE HEALTH NOT?* Trailer for TV: FAT, SICK & NEARLY DEAD* Adverts: a. Benefiber b. Multi-Grain Cheerios c. ZzzQuil Turner Networks Promo: MARCH MADNESS* Locally-Inserted adverts: a. TAX10000* b. Cox Business* HLN Promo: NANCY GRACE* ---EIGHTH SEGMENT--- Story 1: Stars asked if DIVERGENT is worthy of TWILIGHT SAGA comparisons Story 2: The Movie Man, Russ Leatherman, reviews DIVERGENT—he finds this film best left to fans. Story 3: DIVERGENT stars asked about their careers Story 4: The Movie Man, Russ Leatherman, reviews MUPPETS MOST WANTED—he feels that the film, while not as good as the 2011 reboot, is nonetheless a fun way for families to spend spring at the movies Story 5; Man finds $20 million Faberge egg at flea market ---END OF EIGHTH SEGMENT-- Adverts: a. Dodge Ram 1500 b. Land O'Lakes Saute Express c. Progresso Light d. Chips Ahoy! Ice Cream Creations e. Lactaid HLN Promo: DR. DREW* ---FINAL SEGMENT--- Story 1: Big crack found in a North Carolina dam Story 2: Baby goes viral by shaking his booty to a song from Bruno Mars Story 3: Students demand they be seen with leggings in Evanston middle school